Do you suffer from post-coffee jitters, anxiety, stomach aches, insomnia? Do you have the rare ability to wake up on time without an alarm? Are you a morning person? Do you pride yourself on your ability to stay #CaffeineConscious? If you answered YES or this sounds like me! or how do you know me so well? to two or more of these questions, you are The Decaf Darling - be proud of it!
Do you enjoy a wild night out but make it home by 11? Do you drink coffee in the morning but switch to tea in the afternoon? Are you the mom of the friend group? Do you like to stay up late but not too late? If you answered YES or this sounds like me! or how do you know me so well? to two or more of these questions, you are The Lax Low Caf and your ability to stay chill and focused without too much caffeine is admirable!
The Classy Reg Caf Connoisseur
You’re a more traditional coffee drinker, and we respect it! Caffeine consumption isn’t really something you spend time thinking about. For you - Classy Reg Caf Connossieur - it’s about the ritual. Do you often refer to your coffee as a cup of joe? Do you mostly drink it hot - with a dash of milk if you’re feeling risky? Do you drink your morning coffee before brushing your teeth? If you answered YES or this sounds like me! or how do you know me so well? to two or more of these questions, you are The Classy Reg Caf Connoisseur!
If you know, you know. You - Extra Caf Extrovert - use superlatives like they’re verbs and drink coffee like it’s water. You love your caffeine and you’re proud of it (as you should be!). You’re a people person and you’re never not down for a night out on the town. Espresso martinis are your spirit animal. Nothing is off limits for you, Extra Caf Extrovert. You already know who you are!
Keep Exploring & Stay Caffeinated (Of Your Choosing),
The Explorer Team